Agbaya!!!

Offense: We don’t understand why a full grown adult would go to the market and pick what is meant for a 12-year-old.(Agbaya) Aunty, with those unevenly toned laps and dark patches, this is just too flimsy and cheap.With all the authority bestowed on this court, this dress will remain in our custody until we figure out what to do with it.

Judgment: You will be granted bail on the following conditions: Produce two sureties that are renowned missionaries and two Islamic clerics with property on Victoria Island and on Banana Island