Lapastrophe: Hidden Agenda

What hidden agenda do you have that you decided to dress carelessly and sit ruthlessly like this in a public place? Your girls are screaming for attention and your oil rig caused a heavy spill, to the extent that able-bodied guys almost lost control. We hate this distraction, madam. Pay a fine of N7million.

Wrong size!

It is so obvious you are not wearing your size, and you are trying to cheat your stature. Also, with this exhibit, we found that you are an accomplice in style crime because at the scene of the crime, you tried to conceal the magnitude of the style offense with your bag. You have been pronounced guilty and must pay N3 million fine.