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Wednesday 24 July 2013

Wednesday 17 July 2013

Afro Candy/Cossy Wannabee

Offense: Trying to cause a collateral damage to the society at your age,its either you are suffering from wardrobe malfunction or you are going crazy.

Judgement: Pay a fine of 50k or go to the juvenile home for proper upbringing

Scary & Ugly Shoes

 
  This pair dubbed "Scary Beautiful" is definitely the wicked and treacherous footwear I've ever seen. The massive heels appear backwards on the foot, so the wearer’s feet point straight down the back, as if in ballet shoes, with their shin leaning against the front "heel" end of the design to balance. The shoes is a collaboration between artist Leanie van der Vyver and Dutch shoe designer René van den Berg, and serve as a commentary on today's impossible standards of beauty.
Fashionistas beware…don’t end up in an orthopedic hospital with twisted ankles.  

Colour Blocking: Fact, Tips and Tricks

 As a new fashion trend sweeps across Nigeria, we fashion junkies who are rocking the out-going trend seem to be indecisive whether or not to go along with this new tide. Some people refer to it as colour riot, fashion abuse and others the “in thing”; I sincerely agree that it could be both depending on your style and perfection.

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Monday 15 July 2013

Is This Osun State River Goddess?

Offense: Please don't ever try this except you are the River Goddess or you are the Sacrifice calabash bearer don't ever try this combo,overall white and a black bag? No way

Judgement: You will join LAWMA to clear all the dirt on Adeniyi jones down to Opebi  road Or Pay a fine of 500k

Lol:Things Fall APart

Offense: Your daughter lodged a complain about her missing clothes, and while we were still investigating that case we saw this picture of you. How did you fold that belly and your massive thighs inside that tiny stretch dress? and am sure your wardrobe is not short of beautiful African attires that would match your size.

Judgement: After receiving 40 strokes of koboko by a MOPOL apologize to your daughter,Go and sin no more.

DareDevil!



This picture is stale but i still feel it hasn't been given a proper check, Look closely at this picture, tell me what's wrong about it before i pass my Verdict (Jugdement)

Do Women Find Guys With Beards More Attractive? Do You?

Women Prefer Beards:True

Past studies have found that men with beards look tougher, more aggressive and masculine and would make better romantic partners.

A recent study conducted by researchers found that women find men with beards -- specifically 10-day-old beards -- more attractive. Not just that but guys with full-beards were perceived as better and more protective fathers.

Tiny Belly?


Facial Hair Styles For Your Face Type


Kanye West is a good example of a celebrity with a somewhat round face and delicate facial features. Cleverly, Kanye avoids sideburns and keeps his hair cropped close to his head.

 Or 'Go gaga Go crazy like' Denrele.

Friday 12 July 2013

Rag & Bone/JEAN


The Jodhpur Legging Jeans feature faux hip pockets and a single-button closure. Vertical seams at patch back pockets. Leather panels at inner leg. 11" leg opening.

 Cost: $298.00

You can wear it with

Yvonne Nelson Before And After (Picture)

In everything  we do, there remains one constant underlying all the dynamics and activities we engage during our existence; TIME. Time is constant and influences all the decision  we make everyday. The most effect of time however is our growth with respect to it, and the changes that occur in our lives as a result.

Elegant/Sophisticated Wedding Gowns

A perfect mermaid wedding dress for your perfect body.

Trendy Styles In Ankara


Mama why? Toke Makinwa spotted showing off side b**bs in this lovely dress

Popular On-Air-Personality, Toke Makinwa was spotted showing off her side b**bs in this lovely dress

Offense: spotted showing off her side b**bs in this lovely dress she wore to the Future Awards Nominees party and your back needs the touch of the Holy spirit.

Judgment: I would have forgiven you but my oga at the top would fire me,so i here by sentence you to 20 strokes of koboko at Area F



Court!!

Singer Adokiye Opens Up About Her Nude Photos


Controversial unclad photos which she took for a private magazine in New York.

Tell us about your photo shoot in New York.
“Well it happened when I was in New York and it was for work. I am not going to talk much on it but it happened when I was in New York, I did a photo shoot for a private magazine company and that is it.”

How did you handle the critics on this issue of your unclad picture?
“Whoever does something they don’t criticize?”

Cleavage BreakOut

Sentence: BUSTED! Honey bunch, give that dress back to the rightful owner, we mean your little sister. Everything is wrong with it. You don't need that type of cleavage when you're so graciously endowed and those legs are no sight! Consider this a warning from the Nigeria Fashion Police and please don't let us catch you again!

No No No: Pop singer Lady Gaga Walks Street Free

Famous pop singer Lady Gaga always shows as why her name is “Gaga”.

She does what she wants, when she wants and how she wants.

Her crazy sense of fashion has always been controversial but this is the first time she has gone this far.

Even for Lady Gaga, this is a bit crazy!!!

Show Mercy Not

Offense: We know you are well endowed and your boobs is almost  the size of 3water melons combined together,please try to dress more decently or you can decide to create your own porn site rate it 18+ in that way you have your license to publicly walk naked.

Judgement: You will work with LAWMA for 2weeks.


Court!

Busted!!!

Offense: BUSTED! We are convinced that this young woman forgot to put some clothes on before leaving her house! That's the only logical explanation why a grown woman would afflict this pitiful sight on all of us. To back our claim, she's still in her robe!

Judgement: You are hereby sentenced to wash all the public toilets in ikeja.

Arise.

 

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