Agbaya!!!

Offense: We don’t understand why a full grown adult would go to the market and pick what is meant for a 12-year-old.(Agbaya) Aunty, with those unevenly toned laps and dark patches, this is just too flimsy and cheap.With all the authority bestowed on this court, this dress will remain in our custody until we figure out what to do with it.

Judgment: You will be granted bail on the following conditions: Produce two sureties that are renowned missionaries and two Islamic clerics with property on Victoria Island and on Banana Island

‘Press’ release

Offence: Sincerely you don’t need this press release to make a fashion statement. With your style of hair and make-up, you need not try too hard to make an impression. Your "oranges" release is contempt of style proceedings

Judgement:  you have been fined N3 million

Orijin in Ibadan featuring Seyi Law

Unbearable!!!!!!!!! Is This Fashion?

so what kinda punishment should we give to this girl?